TL;DR:
I worked for Jeremy Johnson in Utah. He stole millions from people by charging customers for "free trials".
Mormons, Polygamists, and Evangelicals: My Experience with the iWorks Scandal
In late 2008 I moved to Ephraim, Utah in the Sanpete valley for a few months one year after graduating from high school. I was 19 years old.
I lived in the second story of a coffee shop caddy-corner from Snow College in what was once an old polygamist house. To quell any doubt of its history, the owner loved showing guests a false wall in a bedroom revealing a secret space, furnished with a small wire bed, where a polygamist hide wives during US marshal inspection.
“It’s Mormon forbidden but good!” the owner would jest pitching a cup of coffee. The shop was run by a determined group of evangelical Christians aiming to provide diversity in the homogeneous Mormon environment to the young student population attending Snow. There were Mormon church buildings every few blocks in the Mormon grid-planned city and the coffee shop was one of the few non-Mormon religious groups in the region. I was personally ex-Mormon having determined Mormonism wasn't for me at a young age. I had become acquainted with the coffee shop years previous by chance on a MySpace page. I moved to Utah with the hope to learn more about Christian ministry as I had hoped to eventually to enter ministry. My Mormon childhood had exposed me to enough religion to think ministry was my best chance at having a positive impact. I planned on finding work and being apart of the coffee shop efforts. This "internship" would be apart of my schooling.
Polygamists
Ephraim sits an hour south of Provo with large stretches of open valley and farms between. During my first trip to Provo a few large white buildings caught my attention.
“Why are there hotels out here in the middle of nowhere?”
“Those aren’t hotels,” a friend replied. “Those are polygamist homes.”
Once a friend whispered at the Walmart in Ephraim while pointing their nose inconspicuously at the checkers, “They’re all married to the same man”. I later confirmed with others that indeed this was true.
Gays, Google AdWords, and an Illegal Alien: The iWorks Whirlwind
As a broke 19 year old, a call center selling Internet products was the most appealing employer in the Sanpete valley. After a short interview I was hired. They noted my Coloradoan accent was perfect for the job. My calls were related to Google educational products.
My first shock came shortly after being assigned a desk. I was at the end of a row and only had one person next to me.
“Next week is my last week”. The young woman who sat next to me said. “They found me.”
I raised my eyebrow with obvious confusion. “They found you?”
“I get deported next week. I have no family in Mexico, I don’t know Spanish, and I’ve lived here my whole life. All I’ve ever known is Sanpete. I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
I never would have guessed. She was a perfect, respectful, hard working American. She told me she was brought to America when she was only a few months old. She was gone the next week and was perhaps 20 years old.
Many of the managers were apart of a relatively liberal polygamist group in Manti with some managers even married to the same men. Many of the workers were a part of another polygamist group in the valley. There were also a few Mormons and a handful of non-Mormon Christians.
The first week on the job my supervisor told me, “Management likes you Zach. I overheard one of the managers saying, ‘His voice is as smooth as butter.’” My metrics were outstanding. I was a young kid who had loved everything computers and spent most of my free time playing with Linux. I was able to manage their workflow intuitively and my metrics showed it.
Later, in a private closed door review, that same manager said with a thick Sanpete accent directly to me what she had already told my supervisor, "Your voice is as smooth as butter. If I wasn't married I'd snatch you right up." She was at least a decade or two older than her sister wives and perhaps double my age. "Was she just horny?" I wondered.
The overseas call center was on a Filipino island and we were told that not only were all male Filipino employees gay, but in fact, the whole island was gay. Was this the biased perception of the polygamist management or a poor retelling of a poem by Sappho of Lesbos? The truth stayed hidden as I never dared to ask our Filipino coworkers directly, but they were very friendly and overjoyed to talk with Americans.
“Hi sir Zach! It’s so good to hear you, sir Zach!” I would hear ecstatically many times a day. We would laugh at their cheerful insistence on always calling us "sir".
Gabe
One of my roommates was Gabe, an ex-Mormon like me. We meet before during my previous summer visits to the Sanpete Valley and always enjoyed his cheerful company.
Gabe was in need of work, but had terrible seizures from neurosarcoidosis at night. Sleep proved a difficult burden to overcome in holding a day job. He had been let go from various places around the Valley who saw Gabe as flaky and undependable. As his roommate I knew the grimmer reality of his condition.
iWorks was in desperate need of help and I asked them to hire Gabe. I explained his condition and they were willing to deal with the unexpected absences Gabe’s seizures caused. “Show up when you can and we’ll pay you for that."
Gabe was in need of work, but had terrible seizures from neurosarcoidosis at night. Sleep proved a difficult burden to overcome in holding a day job. He had been let go from various places around the Valley who saw Gabe as flaky and undependable. As his roommate I knew the grimmer reality of his condition.
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